CHRONICLES - Zenphos Press

The Wizards and the Warriors

Learned and strong men fight passionately over some very important stuff. They embark, unprepared, on largely unplanned travel and become embroiled in wars, the affairs of state, and the ruin and subsequent salvation of a continent. In the course of this some of them are killed, killed and eaten, killed by

The Wordsmiths and the Warguild

Togura rails against his arranged marriage to the daughter of the King. For her part, she wants a more substantial man, with all his equipment in good working order. Winning renown in the city state of Keep as a slayer of monsters and hired slaughter sword as “Barack the Battleman”,

The Women and the Warlords

Women, Warlords, Horses, Hexes and Oracles cavort in cahoots to further their pursuits! Starting from the misery of a single female slave trying to preserve a shred of dignity in a hyper-patriarchal society, through military misadventures and plots of lust and intrigue that strip away the veneer of civility

The Walrus and the
Warwolf

Dangerous, drunken lunatic stumbles from misadventure to outright criminality blaspheming and avoiding the hideous retribution of Venetian disease; Perhaps the most popular book of the series, The Walrus and the Warwolf describes the picaresque adventures of Drake Douay, an

The Wicked and the
Witless

Pampered manchild is weaponized against his mother by Cruel Lord Regan. Does many questionable things till, with a degree of humility, makes good by luck;

This is the last book in the series to be set entirely on the continent of

The Wishstone and the Wonderworkers

A study into the horrors of racism prohibition and leftover technology. Not recommended for anyone who doesn’t like Minotaurs. This volume is purportedly a manuscript written by a madman which has been extensively censored and annotated by hostile editors.

The Wazir and the Witch

Similar to book six. Adherents of tax avoiding racist god are punished by a strong, ebony skinned man who recently transmogrified from a giant crab!

It is narrated by the same madman, this time writing at a later date at which

The Werewolf and the Wormlord

Werewolves, Vampires, Royalty, Poisoners, Bankers and Beowulf’s and Were Hamsters all come together on a quest for three swords of McGuffin. It’s so far too unhygienic to go into great depth, as myopic Banker Third Class Alfric

The Worshippers and the Way

Space warrior high school soap opera set in collapsed technical civilization. Asodo Hatch is in contention to be elected as chief instructor of the Combat College, but must first save his people by dueling his Enemy who wishes to

The Witchlord and the Weaponmaster

The final capo-de-tutu-fruti! This book is so full of fun it’s not even funny anymore! Features the barbarian protagonist Guest Gulkan, a quokka far from Rottnest Island who is unjustly tried, sentenced and eaten by barbarians!

The Lost Chronicles

All new stuff presented in a mighty fun format! Might contain Eels, depending on the imagination!

The Wizards
and the
Warriors

Learned and strong men fight passionately over some very important stuff. They embark, unprepared, on largely unplanned travel and become embroiled in wars, the affairs of state, and the ruin and subsequent salvation of a continent. In the course of this some of them are killed, killed and eaten, killed by

The Wordsmiths and the Warguild

Togura rails against his arranged marriage to the daughter of the King. For her part, she wants a more substantial man, with all his equipment in good working order. Winning renown in the city state of Keep as a slayer of monsters and hired slaughter sword as “Barack the Battleman”,

The Women and the Warlords

Women, Warlords, Horses, Hexes and Oracles cavort in cahoots to further their pursuits! Starting from the misery of a single female slave trying to preserve a shred of dignity in a hyper-patriarchal society, through military misadventures and plots of lust and intrigue that strip away the veneer of civility

The Walrus and the Warwolf

Dangerous, drunken lunatic stumbles from misadventure to outright criminality blaspheming and avoiding the hideous retribution of Venetian disease; Perhaps the most popular book of the series, The Walrus and the Warwolf describes the picaresque adventures of Drake Douay, an

The Wicked
and the
Witless

Pampered manchild is weaponized against his mother by Cruel Lord Regan. Does many questionable things till, with a degree of humility, makes good by luck;

This is the last book in the series to be set entirely on the continent of

The Wishstone and the Wonderworkers

A study into the horrors of racism prohibition and leftover technology. Not recommended for anyone who doesn’t like Minotaurs. This volume is purportedly a manuscript written by a madman which has been extensively censored and annotated by hostile editors.

The Wazir
and the
Witch

Similar to book six. Adherents of tax avoiding racist god are punished by a strong, ebony skinned man who recently transmogrified from a giant crab!

It is narrated by the same madman, this time writing at a later date at which

The Werewolf and the Wormlord

Werewolves, Vampires, Royalty, Poisoners, Bankers and Beowulf’s and Were Hamsters all come together on a quest for three swords of McGuffin. It’s so far too unhygienic to go into great depth, as myopic Banker Third Class Alfric

The Worshippers and the Way

Space warrior high school soap opera set in collapsed technical civilization. Asodo Hatch is in contention to be elected as chief instructor of the Combat College, but must first save his people by dueling his Enemy who wishes to

The Witchlord and the Weaponmaster

The final capo-de-tutu-fruti! This book is so full of fun it’s not even funny anymore! Features the barbarian protagonist Guest Gulkan, a quokka far from Rottnest Island who is unjustly tried, sentenced and eaten by barbarians!

The Lost Chronicles

All new stuff presented in a mighty fun format! Might contain Eels, depending on the imagination!